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• Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business. -- P.J. Denning
• On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- P. J. Denning
• On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- P. Denning
• There are just two rules of governance in a free society
  Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Never fight an inanimate object. -- P. J. O'Rourke
• You are being paged.
• Man is a military animal, Glories in gunpowder, and loves parade. -- P. J. Bailey
• Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- P. J. O'Rourke
• Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck. -- P. J. O'Rourke