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• Modemus Operandi, torture the data till it confesses.
• Let the evil minds of the world beware! Ever and always shall the Avengers prevail! -- Tho
• 0186 Do you own a modem? 0187 ... a terminal? 0188 .
  .. a toy computer? 0189 ... a personal computer? 0190 ....
• Dolendi modus, timendi non item. [To suffering there is a limi
  o fearing, none.] -- Bacon, Of Seditions and Trouble...
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• My modem can beat up your modem!
• A modem in every computer!
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