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Mometer: Back of mom's hand that determines if a child has a fever.
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Back to the insanity at hand.
Wesley talks back to his mom - drink!
Another's sword has laid him low, Another's and another'
And every hand that dealt the blow-- Ah me! it was a brother's!...
He who takes a child by the hand takes a mother by the heart. Danish Proverb
Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart. German Proverb
Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
RISING INFLATION -- buck fever.
Testimony is like an arrow shot from a long bow; the force of it depends on the strength of the hand that draws it.
Argument is like an arrow from a cross-bow, which has equal force though shot by a child....
Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. [stamps his hand, `INSANE'] Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane....