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• HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country! -- Chelsea Clinto
• Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
• Bless my Mommy, Daddy, Kitty, Bob Dole and Rush Limbaugh.
• Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
• God bless mommy and daddy and President George Bush, for at least as long as Dan Quayle is Vice President.
  -- New American Praye...
• People dislike one word occupational titles. This is why Yuppies don't like or have children, the title is one word
  Mommy or Daddy....
• Zweig: Er, Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up, but, uh, your last check bounced.
  Marge: Wait, I'm remembering something. Zweig: Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of -- Marge...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...