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Monday: In Christian Countries, The Day After The Football Game.
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Monday:
In Christian countries, the day after the
football game.
-- paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
-- he used baseball instead
Related:
Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
MONDAY: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. -- Ambrose Bierce
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University: A modern school where football is taught.
-- Paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary" -- (definition of "Academe")...
IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Speak of the Devil and he will hear about it. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...