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• Money isn't everything -- but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. -- Sir Edmond Stockdale
• It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide.
  A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide....
• Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.
• Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.
• Money isn't everything as long as you have enough. -- Malcolm Forbe
• You're way ahead baby! Way ahead of EVERYONE.
• Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir...
• Everything comes to him who waits - and if you hang around long enough, you'll get yours!
• Fortis' Two Great Lies of Life 1) Money isn't everything.
  2) I'm only going to put it in a little way....