Related:

• Senator Paul Simon is leading a campaign to ban violence from television.
  This may mean an end to the Morton Downy program!...
• Art doesn't want to be familiar. It wants to astonish us.
  Or, in some cases, to enrage us. It wants to move us....
• The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.
• Send some filthy mail.
• Hell is volunteering for a PBS Pledge Drive-it's a Barney Marathon :)
• How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway
• Marathon Man Is it safe? --Laurence Olivier to Dustin Hoffma
• If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer. -- Morton's Law