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Moses, Returning From The Mountain, Spoke To His People
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Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:
"The good news is we got them down to ten."
"The bad news is that adultery is still one of them."
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Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
"The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said....
A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
Well, ladies, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that your dates are here." "What's the bad news?...
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.