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• User fell asleep while waiting. -- WindowError: 024
• New Ez-reader user and my phone is free!
• BATHROOMS A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn.
  The average number of items in a typical American women's bathroom is 437....
• aive adj. 1. Untutored in the perversities of some particular program or system
  one who still tries to do things in an intuitive way, rather than the right way (in really good designs these coincide, but most designs aren't `really good' in the appropriate sense)....
• While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you.
  It's a Spanish story about a guy named `Manual'. -- Dilbe...
• NASA's new contest - Find the Mars probe, win a free case of Tang!
• ourist information n. Information in an on-line display that is not immediately useful, but contributes to a viewer's gestalt of what's going on with the software or hardware behind it.
  Whether a given piece of info falls in this category depends partly on what the user is looking for at any given time....
• ourist information: n. Information in an on-line display that is not immediately useful, but contributes to a viewer's gestalt of what's going on with the software or hardware behind it.
  Whether a given piece of info falls in this category depends partly on what the user is looking for at any given time....
• fortune cookie n. [WAITS, via Unix; common] A random quote, item of trivia, joke, or maxim printed to the user's tty at login time or (less commonly) at logout time.
  Items from this lexicon have often been used as fortune cookies. See cookie file....