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• The following appeared in the editorial section of a student newspaper.
  "In a recent survey, most students who were studying beginning Russian gave higher course-evaluation ratings to classes taught by non-native Russian speakers than to classes taught by native Russian speakers....
• For a long time then, I reflected on this confusion in the astronomical traditions concerning the derivation of the motions of the universe's spheres.
  I began to be annoyed that the movements of the world machine, created for our sake by the best and most systematic Artisan of all, were not understood with greater certainty by the philosophers, who otherwise examined so precisely the most insignificant trifles of this world....
• The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
  "Only seven of our state's high schools offer even one course in Latin, but over 80 percent of the graduates who study Latin at those seven schools enroll in college....
• Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening.
  [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to think about any other role....
• It has long been an article of our folklore that too much knowledge or skill, or especially consummate expertise, is a bad thing.
  It dehumanizes those who achieve it, and makes difficult their commerce with just plain folks, in whom good old common sense has not been obliterated by mere book learning or fancy notions....
• Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they're Catholic!
• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
• Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!