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• Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer and wish we didn't. -- Erica Mann Jong
• Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong
• When we ask advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. -- Marquis de LaGrange
• Want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
• Most people know how to keep silent but few of us know when.
• Most important discoveries or creations are accidental
  it is usually while seeking the answer to one question that we come across the answer to another....
• If you want to be popular, ask a lot of people for advice.
  If you want to be wise, ignore the advice....
• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
• The orders come down and they march us away. There's a battle outside and we join in the fray.
  God, it's hell when you know this could be your last day, But it's better than working for Xerox....