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Most People Have Seen On Their Rear View Mirrors: WARNING!
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Most people have seen on their rear view mirrors:
WARNING! Objects may appear closer than they really are.
Maybe liquor companies need to include the following:
WARNING! Members of the opposite sex may appear more attractive than they
really are after consumption of this product.
Perhaps even this could be used somewhere: =)
WARNING! Objects under this shirt may appear larger than they are.
Related:
Warning: Objects in mirror are more stupid than they appear.
If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
.. -- Meat Loaf...
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental....
Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.
-- Edward Abbey...
Warning: This message may cause drowsiness.
virtual adj. [via the technical term `virtual memory', prob.
from the term `virtual image' in optics] 1. Common alternative to logical...