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• MAC: Mindlessness Applauded & Celebrated
• If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
• Since the star [Sirius] advances one day every four yea
  and in order that the holidays celebrated in the summer shall not fall into winter, as has been and will be the case if the year continues to have 360 and 5 additional days, it is hereby decreed that henceforth every four years there shall be celebrated the holidays of the Gods of Euergetes after the 5 additional days and before the new year, so that everyone might know that the former shortcomings in reckoning the seasons of the year have henceforth been truly corrected by King Euergetes....
• Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct ANY DAY!
• They have a big drive on now to rehabilitate prisoners.
  I think it's a great idea. They even bring in the wives of the prisoners to spend the weekend....
• There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
  Pick a nice day and try it. The first part is easy....
• MOTHER'S DAY: Nine months after Father's Day.
• MOTHER'S DAY -- nine months after father's day.
• There's a double standard about sex. A father or mother becomes a father or mother.
  Beautiful. The arrival of a child is celebrated. But how that child was created and arrived is something that is cloaked in secrecy....