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And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
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Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the band at all.
Tunes in the distance...
Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
.. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....
Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
Tito: Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno, dos, tres!...
Thoreau was no band-leader. The sound of all those different drummers makes it hell to organize a parade.
-- Solomon Sho...
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
McFadden: [whistles] Look at all these avalanches.
Do you think _they_ could have buried the cabin?...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?