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Movie Ratings Are Now A Device Whereby Adults Can Discern Which Movies Are Unsuitable For Them To See.
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Movie ratings are now a device whereby adults can discern which movies are
unsuitable for them to see.
Related:
Movie Ratings PG -- the hero gets the girl. R -- the villain gets the girl.
X -- everybody in the movie gets the girl....
See if the man has lipstick on his face. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
-- Sandra, age 7...
Truth has not special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always and indeed then most truly when it seems unsuitable to actual circumstances.
-- Albert Schweitze...
Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love.
-- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love? -- Bobby, age 9...
Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path....
VETO Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone else.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
And now a word from the NULL device.
poiler n. [Usenet] 1. A remark which reveals important plot elements from books or movie
hus denying the reader (of the article) the proper suspense when reading the book or watching the movie....
poiler: [USENET] n. 1. A remark which reveals important plot elements from books or movie
hus denying the reader (of the article) the proper suspense when reading the book or watching the movie....