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Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins From The Bureau Of Licenses.
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Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your
renewal before the extended deadline, but not your check. I'm sorry,
but at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.
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Mr. Rockford; Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses.
We got your renewal before the extended deadline but not your check....
Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
Sorry, but I no longer seem to remember how it was you got here.
Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake.
I don't know why they gave me men's shirts but they're going back....
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