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Mrs M., If We Were The Last Three Humans On Earth, I'd Be Trying To Start A Family With Baldrick.
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Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying
to start a family with Baldrick.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability
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Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
hirty-nine are mad. Well, they sound ideal. They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
I dunno...I'll have to think about it...I've thought about it.
It's a brilliant plan. -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....