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• Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth.
• Odets, where is thy sting? -- George S. Kaufma
• Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufma
• Virus error: A virus has been activated in a DOS session.
  The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again....
• A closed mind gathers no intelligence.
• Once Again From the Top Correction notice in the Miami Herald
  Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and lost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular homicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that he stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on George Wilson....
• They get together all day long and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?
  The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly....
• I saw the play at a disadvantage. The curtain was up. -- George S. Kaufma
• One man's Mede is another man's Persian. -- George S. Kaufma