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• I look pretty young, but I'm just backdated. --Pete Townshend
• Once there was a note, listen! -- Pete Townshend
• We males cannot really know the misery of female birth control, just as we cannot know the pain of childbirth (a fact for which I get down on my knees and give thanks at every opportunity).
  -- Dave Barry...
• Pray for Bill Clinton. America needs all the help we can get.
• Lay down beside me, love ain't for keeping. -- Pete Townshend
• Meet the new boss, just the same as the old boss. -- Pete Townshend
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....