Mules Are Protected Under The Laws Of Ohio, To The Extent That You Cannot Ride One More Than Ten Miles, Or Set A Fire Under It If It Balks.

Mules Are Protected Under The Laws Of Ohio, To The Extent That You Cannot Ride One More Than Ten Miles, Or Set A Fire Under It If It Balks.

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Mules are protected under the laws of Ohio, to the extent that you cannot
ride one more than ten miles, or set a fire under it if it balks.

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