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• My nephew wants to be an abstract artist, so I got him a paint-by- irrational-number kit.
• Janey: Now remember, Wanda, whatever shape the wax takes, that's what your husband's job will be.
  Wanda: [disappointed] It's a mop. My husband will be a janitor....
• There go my scouts; I must follow for I am their leader.
• I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
  ... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
• Sorry, I must have bypassed my good taste chip. -- Kryte
• I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hu