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• FLY WINDOWS NT All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane.
  They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying....
• UNIX EXPRESS Each passenger brings a piece of the airplane and a box of tools to the airport.
  They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together....
• OS/2 SKYWAYS The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about.
  Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field....
• DOS AIR All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, jump off when it hits the ground again.
  Then they grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, etcetera....
• WINDOWS '95 AIRLINES The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants are all very attractive and the pilots very capable.
  The fleet is immense. After your plane arrives 6 months late, you begin to wonder why it has not arrived yet....
• MAC AIRWAYS The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same.
  When asked questions about the flight they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie....
• TRANSIT COMPANY- group that complains of bad business when all passengers get seats.
• APL -- A double-decker bus. Its takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time.
  But, it drives only in reverse gear, and is instrumented in Greek....
• Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip.
  He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world....