My advice to any young writer is: become an editor. You'll do less work,
have less pressure, have more influence, make more money, and best of all:
you get to tell others what to do instead of having to do all that rotten
research and writing yourself.
-- Bob Chieger
On the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.
There are lots of phrases. My favorite is `nitwit' -- and the rationale
is the Internet philosophy has always been you have extremely bright,
non-partisan researchers look at a topic, do world-class research, do
several competing implementations, have a bake-off, determine what works
best, write it down and make that the standard....