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• My books always make the best-seller lists in Wolf Hole, Arizona, and Hanksville, Utah.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• My own best books have not been published. In fact, they've not even been written yet.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• A good philosopher is one who does not take ideas seriously. -- Edward Abbey
• The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
  -- Hubert Humphrey...
• Books are like eggs--best when fresh. -- Edward Abbey
• The author: an imaginary person who writes real books. -- Edward Abbey
• My Publisher: "Yes, sooner or later, we all wake up dead!" -- Edward Abbey
• There are only two kinds of books--good books and the others.
  The good are winnowed from the bad through the democracy of time. -- Edward Abbey...