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My computer never locks u
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Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put on an eviction notice!
-- Otto, "Otto Show...
Never argue with a computer.... -- Avo
Opinions R my own, unless U agree with me. -- DISCLAIMER
Read this --' ///______] {(O)-(O)} message or / _/C) \ U / we'll shoot --/__= \ 0 / this computer |-| geek.
Thou canst not say I did it; never shake Thy gory locks at me.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
It's not me, my computer is illeterate.
My computer puts out.