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My dad must have been a phone phreak.
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My mom must have been a phone phreak.
phreaking /freek'ing/ n. [from `phone phreak'] 1.
The art and science of cracking the phone network (so as, for example, to make free long-distance calls)....
phreaking: /freek'ing/ [from `phone phreak'] n. 1. The art and science of cracking the phone network (so as, for example, to make free long-distance calls).
2. By extension, security-cracking in any other context (especially, but not exclusively, on communications networks) (see {cracking})....
Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
[Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
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He must have made a macro of my signature.
Rats! My fiwer must have slipped.