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  [stretching a bow and flaming arrow] Please, hurry....
• Rimmer: You're totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you always look out for Number One, you're vain, you're narcissistic and you're self-obsessed.
  Cat: Hey, you just listed all my best features! -- Red Dwarf 'White Hole'...
• Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.
  Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference." Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Arnie: "In my country, we lined all the drug dealers and drug addicts and shot them in the back of the head.
  Fellow cop: "Nah, that wouldn't work here. Too many politicians....
• Some of my ancestors fought in the American Revolution.
  A few more wore red coats, a few wore blue coats, and the rest wore no coats at all....
• I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.