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• Confusion will be my epitaph.
• Floppy not responding, format Sysop instead?
• Statements here are not those of the Sysop...
• Nobles and heralds, by your leave, Here lies what once was Matthew Prio
  The son of Adam and of Eve: Can Bourbon or Nassau claim higher?...
• Here lies my wife: her let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
  -- John Dryden, epitaph intended for his wife...
• 94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
• My SysOp can beat up your SysOp!
• I Love My Sysop.