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• Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.
• My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
• I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree.
  But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn....
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw...
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw...