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• My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
• All right folks, the show's over! No more to see, folks, come on.
  Only sick people want to see my folks kiss! -- Bart, "Homer's Night Ou...
• We didn't all come over on the same ship, but we're all in the same boat.
• Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflowe
  he immigration laws weren't as strict in those days. -- Lew Leh...
• Remember the Wright Brothers? They were just plane folks.
• I am grateful for all my problems. As each of them was overcome I became stronger and more able to meet those yet to come.
  I grew on all my difficulties. -- J. C. Penney...
• I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long.
  Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had....
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• Come home, Oedipus, all is forgiven. Mum. Over my dead body. Dad.