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• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
• Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parents' brains.
  Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to....
• I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting.
• Beat me! Whip me! Make me read my mail online.
• Beat me! Whip me! Make me read my Qmail.
• My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincol
• My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1809-1865)
• You taught me language, and my profit on't is, I know how to curse. -- Caliba