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• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• Marge: So how was the office birthday party? Home
  Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!...
• One that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fulle
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• My cake is dough. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Taming of the Shrew -- Act v, Sc. 1
• Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
  -- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
• A compromise is the art of dividing the cake in such a way that each one thinks he is getting the biggest piece.
  -- Ludwig Erhard, in "The Observer", 1958...
• Off to one side lies a glistening pearl!