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• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• Not sure if it's letter-perfect, that's a phonetic interpre What am I talking about - I have the book right here!
  OK, the "chust" is "just", and there's no comma, but apart from that, it's exact!...
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Goosnargh. Alright, how would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obviou
  as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?...
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Your arrival on the planet has caused considerable excitement.
  It has already been hailed, so I gather, as the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe....