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My house was trashed by 'Not me'
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As for me and my house, I will serve the turkey!
If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
They asked me whether I wanted 20-year financing on my house and I said, 'Make it 50!
The apocalypse is coming, so who cares!' -- Jon Lewi...
Let me just get my girlfriend, and I'll go. Hey, Crystal, wake up!
-- Otto leaves OFF's house, "You Only Move Twice...
I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
Build more prisons, but not near my house!!!!
Home Savings and Loan owns my house..
We take drugs very seriously at my house...