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My Husband Commits An Inconceivable Act Of Perversion With A Barnyard Animal, And It's Not Central To My Case?
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- 'My husband commits an inconceivable act of perversion with a barnyard
animal, and it's not central to my case?!'
- 'Not in California.'
-- Arnie Becker discusses marital infidelities on L.A. LAW
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