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My Husband Says I Feed Him Like He's A God; Every Meal Is A Burnt Offering. -- Rhonda Hansome
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My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering.
-- Rhonda Hansome
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I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....