My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish
fluid they force down helpless babies.
-- W. C. Fields

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