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My loyalties are divided between health food and high cholesterol swill.
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The following appeared in a newsletter offering advice to investors.
"Over 80 percent of the respondents to a recent survey indicated a desire to reduce their intake of foods containing fats and cholesterol, and today low-fat products abound in many food stores....
Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods!
The article entitled "Eating Iron" in last month's issue of Eating for Health reported that a recent study found a correlation between high levels of iron in the diet and an increased risk of heart disease.
Further, it is well established that there is a link between large amounts of red meat in the diet and heart disease, and red meat is high in iron....
Where there's a swill there's a sway.
You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is chitlins.
You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is lard.
You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
Food: Ethnic. Spicy. Oriental, esp. Chinese and most esp.
Szechuan, Hunan, and Mandarin (hackers consider Cantonese vaguely d'eclass'e)....