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My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job....
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If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
VAX: A machine for the 80's, and it still is.
This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?
A message from the Anybody But Bush campaign: Saddam Hussein still has a job, Do you?
Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
Kirk: "Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now!
Do you hear me? *Do you?!" Khan: "Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend....
I am escaped with the skin of my teeth. -- Old Testament -- Job xix, 20