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• Six years for possession of a cigarette? I got six months for possession of a deadly weapon!
  -- Cartoon by S Harri...
• Six years for possession of a cigarette?...I got six months for possession of a deadly weapon!
  - cartoon by S. Harri...
• My favorite piece of technical writing: Assembly of Japanese bicycle require great peace of mind.
  -- Robert Pirsig...
• Hear about... the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.
  She ended up a chopped libber?...
• My fate is not in God's Hands as long as there is a weapon in mine.
• My favorite weapon is the look in your eye
• George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
  -- Ashley Coope...