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My Mind Is Like A Blotter: Soaks It Up, Gets It Backwards.
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My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards.
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This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
Lock up your libraries if you like, but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.
-- Virginia Woolf...
I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!
Marley: You mind if I say a few words? Burns: Oh, me-me-me, "I want all the attention because it's &l
my> party", eh? -- Will the honored guest please shut up, "Marge Gets a Job...
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....
Don't confuse me with the facts - my mind is made up.
I have not lost my mind--it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Mind has ideas my body can't keep up with!