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My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you
haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in
Australia.
-- Dame Edna Everage
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There are no strangers here - only friends we have not met.
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God only knows what she could have gotten my mother to say.
-- Pres. Bill Clinton to Speaker Newt Gingrich -- (Reference to Mrs....