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My Name Is Carrot Man And I Curse Your Little Sister's Goldfish.
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My name is Carrot Man and I curse your little sister's goldfish.
Related:
Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog!
which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
Older sister: "Why are you wearing my new raincoat?
Younger sister: "I didn't want to get your new dress wet....
Curse: May your grandchildren be born in _____________.<--(name city)
I am out there saving the world from Commies and Martians who will eat your feet.
.. and he's making peanut brittle in my washer!" -- The Flaming Carrot bitches......
She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.