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• My sole literary ambition is to write one good novel, then retire to my hut in the desert, assume the lotus position, compose my mind and senses, and sink into meditation, contemplating my novel.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• The dog's life is a good life, for a dog. -- Edward Abbey
• My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. -- Edward Abbey
• There's something about winning at poker that restores my faith in the innate goodness of my fellowman.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Drove a hundred miles to walk ten. Anything to make a point. -- Edward Abbey
• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County
  any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem....
• Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of mankind. -- Edward Abbey
• Only the half-mad are wholly alive. -- Edward Abbey
• The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink.
  Then add the kitchen sink. -- Edward Abbey...