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And Look... Don't Threaten The Customers. They Don't Eat As Much.
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"And look... don't threaten the customers. They don't eat as much."
"I'll keep it in mind."
-- Jezebel Jade comments on American service organizations, in JONNY QUEST
Related:
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
Gee, this is pretty good for slop!" -- Gourmet advice from JONNY QUEST
Let every man mind his own business. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
viii...
Can we ever have too much of a good thing? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap.
vi...
Blood will tell, but it often tells too much. -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. -- Don Marqui