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• Windows 95 never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
• Software is written by humans and therefore has bugs.
  John Jacobs -- ...understanding Software......
• There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.
• ick-list features: [Acorn Computers] n. Features in software or hardware that customers insist on but never use (calculators in desktop TSRs and that sort of thing).
  The American equivalent would be `checklist features', but this jargon sense of the phrase has not been reported....
• ick-list features n. [Acorn Computers] Features in software or hardware that customers insist on but never use (calculators in desktop TSRs and that sort of thing).
  The American equivalent would be `checklist features', but this jargon sense of the phrase has not been reported....
• baroque adj. [common] Feature-encrusted; complex
  gaudy; verging on excessive. Said of hardware or (esp....
• baroque: adj. Feature-encrusted; complex; gaudy; verging on excessive.
  Said of hardware or (esp.) software designs, this has many of the connotations of {elephantine} or {monstrosity} but is less extreme and not pejorative in itself....