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• Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
• Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
  -- Calvin Trilli...
• Exercise your First and Second Amendment Rights at the same time - Shoot the book burners.
• The Bill of Rights is a literal and absolute document.
  The First Amendment doesn't say you have a right to speak out unless the government has a 'compelling interest' in censoring the Internet....
• The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
  The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trilli...
• I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trilli
• If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trilli