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• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
• A commuter is one who never knows how a show comes out because he has to leave early to catch a train to get him back to the country in time to catch a train to bring him back to the city.
• It says, "There is something strange about this place, such that one of of the words I've always known now has a new effect.
• Weber's Definition: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. -- Fred Alle
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Kid goes into barber shop and orders his very long hair cut to the roots.
  Older bystander laughingly asks him how much weight he has lost in doing this....