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My Uncle Murray Conquered Egypt In 53 B.C. And I Can Prove It Too!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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.. here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one wild afternoon?
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