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My Wife Insists On Turning Off The Lights When We Make Love.
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My wife insists on turning off the lights when we make love. That doesn't
bother me. It's the hiding that seems so cruel.
-- Jonathan Katz
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My wife--God bless her--was in labor for thirty-two hours.
And I was faithful to her the entire time. -- Jonathan Katz...
Growing up, I was a little guy. My father enrolled me in a local martial arts academy.
So once a week I got beat up in a more formal setting. -- Jonathan Katz...
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology
'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension....
I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
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My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...